My friend Holli sent me these St. Patrick's
What do you get if you cross a four-leaf
clover with poison oak?
A rash of good luck.
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase
with a stone?
A Sham Rock.
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare.
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck.
What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.