Monday, March 17, 2008

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

My friend Holli sent me these St. Patrick's
Day funnies:

What do you get if you cross a four-leaf
clover with poison oak?
A rash of good luck.

What do you get when you cross a pillowcase
with a stone?
A Sham Rock.

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare.

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck.

What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
Rick O'Shea.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.


Shelly Conn said...

You know I love these!! Happy St. Patrick's Day to you.

Teble said...

I almost dedicated this post to Shelly, my favorite leprechaun.