Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?
A. He probably had a bad hare day.
Q. What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Q. What does it mean when you see thirty rabbits in a row and they are all marching backwards?
A. What you have is a receding hareline.
Q. What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
A. The outside.
Q. What is the difference between a new-age rabbit that is
preparing for the future and one that is getting ready for
A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace. The second
rabbit will visualize whirled peas.