Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Minds in the Gutter

Seven has a loose tooth--one of the top front ones. It's been loose for ages, but doesn't seem to be any closer to coming out. The whole family was gathered at the table before school when the following conversation occurred...

Seven: Hey Mommy, do you want to wiggle my tooth?
Me: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
Dan (muttering and smirking at me): I've got something you can wiggle.

And I made the mistake of laughing, which just encourages such behavior and makes both kids say, "What? What's so funny?" and I can't explain because, EUW!, so they keep asking, "What's so funny?" over and over again, all the way to school.

Then, my friend over at Susan's board said she had a great recipe for "adult" macaroni and cheese. So I asked her if the noodles were shaped like genitalia.

Dan and I are perfectly matched, don't you think?

3 comments:

Three Fold Cord said...

LOL LOL LOL...I love it. This is definitely something that my hubby would say to me but it would be along these lines- Mommy will you butter my biscuit...Larry laughing and smiling saying Yeah Baby, will you butter my biscuit too-
What am I going to do with him????
Right there with ya sister on this one.

MisbehavinAngel said...

Too funny! DH and me are like this, too. In fact, that's how it should be, right?

A good laugh, anyway!

Love, Sanna

april said...

Oh, the boy and I HORRIBLE. We have filthy minds. Every time my mom asks us to toss the salad we snicker. Recently, my mom saw Knocked Up and finally found out what that meant and calls us all nasty. I can't even get through a sports broadcasting without giggling because they play sports with balls. The boy always says he married a 12-year-old boy.