Seven has a loose tooth--one of the top front ones. It's been loose for ages, but doesn't seem to be any closer to coming out. The whole family was gathered at the table before school when the following conversation occurred...
Seven: Hey Mommy, do you want to wiggle my tooth?
Me: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
Dan (muttering and smirking at me): I've got something you can wiggle.
And I made the mistake of laughing, which just encourages such behavior and makes both kids say, "What? What's so funny?" and I can't explain because, EUW!, so they keep asking, "What's so funny?" over and over again, all the way to school.
Then, my friend over at Susan's board said she had a great recipe for "adult" macaroni and cheese. So I asked her if the noodles were shaped like genitalia.
Dan and I are perfectly matched, don't you think?