Thursday, April 3, 2008

Apparently I'm a Lush

Maybe that kid yesterday had a point. I may not drink beer at work (I DEFINITELY DON'T, just so you know!!) but I do know my alcohol pretty well.

You'd think, having worked in sports bar, that I'd score better on this. But most of our clientèle were only interested in whatever we had on tap (and lots of it) during whatever sporting event was being broadcast on the giant TV screens at the time.

Or the waitresses in short black shorts and striped referee tops.

Hey, it paid my way through graduate school. And enabled me to get 80% of the questions right on the booze test, so there you go. Time well spent.

80%LUSH

5 comments:

Shelly Conn said...

I scored an 86% on this one! So I guess I fall under the drunkard range. I finally score above average on one of these crazy tests and it is alcohol related?? What's up w/ that??

april said...

Um, this may be the only quiz I'll ever receive a higher score than you, Teble! I don't know what that says about me, but cheers! I got a 98% - tequila stumped me.

Pat said...

Your Score: 94%
Your level: DRUNKARD

Oh this is too scary! I don't even drink (that much!)

Teble said...

So what have we learned from this?

a) My friends are all drunks.
b) I have really good taste in friends.
c) My mom's a drunk too.
d) I'm an idiot.

I didn't know that there was more than one clue for each question! I answered each one from the very first hint with no idea that I could've had three more hints. Duh. I deserve an 80% for not figured that out!

Cori said...

Have to say that I am shocked to see my score of 80%. Shelly Conn is a bigger drunk than I??? I dont know what to think about this...