Eleven just let loose a truly disgusting, rafter-shattering, floor-board-reverberating belch in the other room. Then I heard him say to his brother, "Why did my burp just taste like corndogs? I've never even eaten a corndog."
In addition to the EUW factor this comment created, it poses a question: how would he recognize the taste of corndogs if he's never eaten one?
My kids are so weird.