My vice presidential candidate is hotter than your VP.
(So I guess you know I'm not talking about Joe Biden. )
Heather Mallick is a big old skanky 'ho. She should have her press card shredded and stuffed down her big fat throat. She's a pig who should keep her very biased and partisan opinion to her skanky 'ho self. At least she doesn't generalize an entire state as "a bunch of drunks and crazy people." Oh, no wait. She did. Stupid tramp.
Sarah Palin is Tina Fey's long lost twin. Only Palin's a tiny bit feistier.
Hey, Martha Stewart! Her name is Sarah, not Sharon. Duh.
Okay, I'm done now. For the moment, anyway. The last time we had an election this crazy I was pregnant.
I heart Sarah and John.